The fabulous bachelorette party is this weekend and I've got an important decision to make. Which Rocky Horror Picture Show character should I be?? That's right, we're going to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show and I want to dress up like all the crazy people but I can't seem to decide which character suits my fashion sense. Now my first choice is....
Dr. Frank-en-Furter......the STAR of the show.
but then I thought, maybe that's a little too naked. I don't want to give it all away, especially not with the likes that atted RHPS viewings at midnight. Plus, technically he's a guy so that could get confusing. I don't really want people to think that I'm a girl who looks like a guy dressed as a girl...that's too much for drunk people.
So my next choice was...........
The chick in the right of the picture....
But then I would have to wear the scary white face paint and part my hair down the middle. Unfortunately, parting my hair down the middle makes my face look fat. Also, I don't really want to go buy a sparkly bra because...well because I'm neither a hooker or a stripper so it would be a one-time-only purchase which is not particularly economical when calculating cost per wear.
The best option is.........
Columbia...because she has pretty red hair but where on earth would I find a sequined outfit like that? I'm definitely too cheap and lazy for that one. I'm sure my mom would make me one covered in hot glue if I wanted but I only have 4 days and her projects take at least 3 years to finish.
Therefore, I will combine all three of these characters in a pinch. Feather boa from Frankenfurter + face paint and frizzy hair from that chick + top hat and sparkly bowtie from Columbia. Obviously those are only accessories so for my actual costume, I will wear my pajamas because the movie is at midnight which is way past my bedtime and I need full ease of movement and range of motion to do the Time Warp.
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