That is a drag queen employed by the local gay club, Discovery, where Moona and Jennifer chose to celebrate their 26th birthday last weekend. Now, I've seen alot of drag queens and they don't usually dress in something flattering...but I have never seen a half naked drag queen with her questionable naughty parts hidden by a leotard/thong covered in feathers and glitter. That takes confidence my friend. Confidence that only a man could possess.This is us watching said drag queen gyrate to Beyonce:
That was fun...Now December birthdays must be popular because I had another birthday party to attend this past Friday night. This party had a theme and that theme was "Candice's Prom Party Extravaganza." That is an occassion to dress for if you ask me! As soon as I received this invitation...I thought of the perfect dress. A dress that has been hanging in my closet for 3 years and surprise surprise, has never been worn. A dress that would have been looked down upon at my own prom because let's face...that prom sucked royally. So the dress is by Luella, made of taffeta (what good prom dress isn't?) and is covered in blue and green tartan plaid. Are you excited?
Well behold......
Of course, I could barely breathe all night and it took me 30 minutes to figure out how to get the dress off, but it was totally worth it. More pics of my dress enjoying the party below...Me and Moona:
Me and my fabulous boss JR:
No one does a better prom pose that Moona and an artsy gay man/coat designer:
Ok, enough pictures. I have one more thing left to say...tomorrow starts Secret Santa at work and I can hardly contain my excitement. One $5 gift a day and on Friday at our Christmas lunch, the final $15 gift. Now some people don't enjoy spending $30 on someone they might hardly know or hardly like but I make this game work to my advantage. I sweet-talked the VP's assistant into letting me draw and re-draw from the bag of names until I got the person I wanted and have since crafted a complicated cover story to throw them off my game. Got to keep the spirit alive people!
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