Ok American Idol contestants, I have one minor request. Please please please do not sing Patsy Cline. There are so many songs out there for you to butcher, why must you choose my favorite song of all time and turn it into a karaoke performance full of cracked vocals and awkward dancing? "Walkin' After Midnight" should only be sung by Patsy Cline...or by me...while standing on the vacuum cleaner and singing into the handle.
And please hire a better stylist...it's 80 degrees in CA and the singers are wearing puffy jackets, hoody sweatshirts and tons of layers. Maybe the layers plus the lights are making these poor people so sweaty and anxious that they burst spontaneously into a Patsy Cline rendition that is not only painful, but uncomplimentary to her memory. Hands off bitches....go sing some Carrie Underwood.
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"When I first moved to NY and I was totally broke, sometimes I would buy Vogue instead of dinner. I just felt it fed me more." - Carrie Bradshaw
1 comment:
I completely agree. It was painful.
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